"Chuck Norris plays Matt Hunter, a former government agent who now spends his time doing two things: 1) wrestling gators in Florida and 2) being stoic. Meanwhile, a psychotic Russian named Rostov (played by B-movie staple Richard Lynch) is leading an invasion of America by a combined force of Russian and Cuban bad guys. He also has a rather huge grudge against Hunter, which pulls our hero into the action."

"There's nothing celebrities can't do. They can heal the sick, they can feed the poor, and they can end genocide. But most importantly of all, celebrities can engage in personal, hand-to-hand combat with bears in close quarters and escape completely unharmed."

"He's about as personable as... Well, he's called Lone Wolf McQuade for a reason, and it ain't because he marks his territory by pissing on things. Though, based on the shape his home and office are in, I wouldn't put it past him."