A gang of ten year olds with a leader wearing a big flowered muummuu do not an intimidating nemesis make.

"Who knew you only needed twelve buttons to control an entire person?"

“I’m really annoyed at how this movie is making me question the competence of every single human being in the universe.”

"William Shatner, whether he's animated or not, never misses out on an opportunity to do a head roll. "

"Just drink up, and it'll all make perfect sense."

"The guys who wrote that Hallmark card called. They'd like their crappy poetry back now."

"He's not just outrageous, he's nutrageous!"

"It just wouldn't be a TNG movie without a Data scene that made you wonder why the hell you ever got into Star Trek in the first place."

“I don’t know how, but this film has actually managed to make me hate Tuesdays. And running gags. And Alan Ruck.”

"Some like it. Not."

"Let it be known that I will be casting the first stone. Directly at Worf's head."

"Yep, a Star Trek episode is going for a lighthearted tone, which can only mean one thing: Deep hurting… deep hurting!"

"Brannon Braga calls this one 'a royal, steaming stinker'. And when the guy who wrote the episode says that, it's pretty hard to disagree."

"If you listen carefully, you'll hear the thud as this episode hits the canvas."

"This episode will not be presented in real time. It'll only feel that way."

"It's pretty sad that the only real nod we've had to space travel thus far has been the use of navigational terms as an aid to sexual harassment."